My Little Herd of Unicorns
In my little herd, I’ve got a quartet of hoofed lawnmowers: a Mustang who thinks he’s a Ferrari, a Paso Fino that likes to smooch and smile, a fiery Quarter Horse/Appaloosa mix who’s still deciding if she’s more quarter or app, and a mini Therapy horse who’s convinced she’s the next big influencer.
Oh, and let’s not forget the three doggie vacuums plus a husband who deserves a medal for putting up with my shenanigans and a daughter who’s wisely decided to grow up and watch the fun from a safe distance.